"Galaxy S III passes Apple's iPhone 4S, becomes top selling US smartphone"

NOOOOO!

Big, bold first paragraph: 

“For the first time since it launched last October, Apple’s iPhone 4S was not the top selling smartphone in the U.S., as the newly released Samsung Galaxy S III took the top spot in the month of August.”

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But:

“Samsung’s lead is expected by analyst Michael Walkley with Canaccord Genuity to be short-lived, however, as Apple is widely expected to unveil its next-generation iPhone next week.” 

Wait, you mean people aren’t buying last year’s iPhone model when this year’s model is about to be announced in eight days?

Cray cray.

“But the iPhone 4S remained the top seller at AT&T…”

CRAY CRAY, I say!