I don’t have an Envy

…and I never will. 

Oh, HP. Jealous much?

I wonder if anyone at the once mighty company of Hewlett and Packard had the spine to stand up and say WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING, JESUS CHRIST?

Maybe someone did complain. Maybe that’s why HP threw in a red racing stripe. A red racing stripe.

Don’t worry, nonexistent HP hero. According to the website, the HP Envy possesses a “stylish and sleek design.” And it was stylish and sleek, back when Apple introduced it all those years ago:

Despite the red racing stripe: Design fail, HP.

Sad that you basically skipped designing something, you know, different. I mean, is it really cheaper to take a MacBook Air and rip it off wholesale? Do shame and public ridicule not have a cost?

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